wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
What’s wrong with just saying “two weeks”?
Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
Fact is Hinata still loves Naruto
Fact is Naruto still loves Sakura
Fact is Sakura still loves Sasuke
Fact is Sasuke still doesn’t give a shit
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
Hey man, at least they lit the candle.
My new Iron Man figure chasing his one true love.
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
Wise men say, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!”