owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

What’s wrong with just saying “two weeks”?

deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone

uchihawt:

Fact is Hinata still loves Naruto
Fact is Naruto still loves Sakura
Fact is Sakura still loves Sasuke
Fact is Sasuke still doesn’t give a shit

aleeyago:

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life

Hey man, at least they lit the candle.

thegahstly1:

“PEPPER!”

My new Iron Man figure chasing his one true love.

seairawr-rawr:

joutei:

dreamergirly:

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

ohonhonhon

thesawcesomeone:

Wise men say, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!”